i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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