I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
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I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
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New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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