I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
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It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
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I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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