Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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