Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
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I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
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We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
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