Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
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