I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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