Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
