Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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