I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
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No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
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Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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