do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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