I bet he comes in French.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
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She just used a chaser for red wine.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
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My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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