My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
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Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
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I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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