You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
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Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
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Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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