Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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