OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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