my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
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She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
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hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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