Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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