that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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