but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
