I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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