Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
