So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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