We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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