We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
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He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
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You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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