and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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