You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
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He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
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did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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