Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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