White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
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