Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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