We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
This is my life. Enjoy the view
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
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