I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
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i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
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Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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