he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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