I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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