Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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