I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
