:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
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Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
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Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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