and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
the room spins SO much faster in panama
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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