Please, let me fuck your mom
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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