Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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