I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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