Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
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She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
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I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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