If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
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In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
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I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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