People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
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Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
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You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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