Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
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Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
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Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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