You're so nebulous sometimes
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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