i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
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Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
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Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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