Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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