I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
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How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
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These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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