...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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