Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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