You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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