I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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