is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
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How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
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You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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