Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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