That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
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Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
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I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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