I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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